Sunday, 1 August 2010

Horny Brain

Ada-2
Her brain is horny but the world is sterile.
Bored strands of hair take french leave daily.

Obama now advertises biscuits.
The sea has a nappy rash.

I never got to say thank you
But at least I can live it.

Today we broke a model in. She was 19 and unsure.
Wrinkles secretly dates Confidence.

A bishop moves side ways and finally falls to a pawn.
We were after the king but bishops also work.

An immigration officer has new excuse to squeeze my balls.
A Nigerian terrorist set his balls on fire on a plane.

African leaders prefer erections to elections.
Aid money buys condoms, viagra and booze.

5 comments:

Nana Yaw Asiedu said...

Lol, this is soooooooo clever. you can write!

Nana Kofi Acquah said...

I'm glad I could make you laugh.

Shels said...

lmao. love it. thought-provoking and funny.

Nana Kofi Acquah said...

Hey Shels, where in the world have you been hiding? Long time no see :)

The Stringer said...

The image is almost lost with the funny post. I enjoyed them both

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