Too much information?

One of the things I learnt in my copywriting days is how much just a few words can actually say.

The sign in this picture reads Elizabeth and Andy fell in love, probably married and also became business partners. As is common in love and business, they hit the rocks but couldn't recover so they went their separate ways... and one of them opened a new chapter, leaving Liz-Andy behind them.

This is what I read. What do you read?